Facebook Flarf

(created without intention over 17 hrs by 1,097 ‘friends’)

making persimmon velvet floor length curtains for the front parlor
fantastic padded throne like chairs. It is pretty big. Free WiFi, and iced mocha
all the hula
one of my favorite Modern Loves
All-male college cracks down on cross-dressing

in my pink tutu (hope it holds up till the end!)
hoping to attract an Indian family who owns a restaurant

I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing
Nails, Toes and Lunch!
Octubre, mi grupo, los peaceniks, está
Every Kramer entrance in chronological order
horrific and haunting

mention my husband’ name without my permission?
The father is such a bad liar
Angels panic. Angels lose.
10:38 am and miracle of miracles

i get a bit misty eyed
we’ve probably pissed of the Moon People with the random bombing
Testing the extent of their slavish adoration

“no. none of them loved me.”
hi sweetness-
four squash blossoms
carrot cake and it had papaya on top! You should check it out,
and is eating it in bed like what

“What is the worst smell in the world?”
gingery curd rice
I have this urge
while the biryani simmers
Tonight. Again? Always?
who remembers?

Philosopher wallpaper doesn’t scream
here now here now here now here now here now here now here

got to get my ass to the other side of town
in sting to uncover discrimination
see me run
a 5th brief to the court on Title VII successor liability
i am a strong mf!

he says ‘you don’t use the rabbit?’ and I said ‘you mean the mouse?’
Doesn’t it always come down to this…
football heartbreak
salmanila (sp)
narcissism as a defining force

We will not take this lying down.

a Buddhist expression representing the dynamic interconnection and simultaneous unity and diversity of everything in the universe